asheself:

mothafickle:

mothafickle:

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Posted 1 hour ago With 224,095 notes

Yes coffee shop & spy AUs are totally cute but here are some more AUs I need

tennant-smith-capaldi:

  • Accidentally fell asleep on each other on the train au
  • Always in front of me in line for the coffee shop with a ridiculous order that takes forever to make au
  • "I moved into the appartment next door and it’s 100% haunted please let me crash here for the night" au
  • "I may or may not have robbed a bank just now and please help me get away i’ll repay you in sexual favours and also cash" au
  • Neighbour who’s way too enthuisiastic about LOTR soundtracks au
  • That one asshole costumer that always comes in 5 minutes before the store is about to close au
  • "I don’t know you but you were at that party last night and long story short I now have your name tatooed on my ass" au
  • "Could you please move your bed a little further from the wall I’m trying to work" au
  • "My friends dared me to go on this rollercoaster but now that we’re at the top it looks way too scary and hellO hot person sitting next to me (careful i might puke)" au
  • "I was trying to take a sneeky picture of you because i told my friend about the hot guy on the train and she wanted to see but you totally noticed and yeah this is awkward" au
  • "That is a hideous shirt you should totally just take it off" au
  • "That asshole stole my song at karaoke night" au
  • Met on the fireescape outside the appartment for smokes au
  • Ice hockey rival teams au
  • Hot lifeguard au
  • 911 operator au

Posted 4 hours ago With 1,424 notes

allthekokeshis:

notapillowfight:

maltedmilkchocolate:

One motivation to learn kanji, is the amount of puns I can eventually hold at my fingertips.

nods and smiles knowingly

これ、感じないね

Posted 11 hours ago With 6 notes

maltedmilkchocolate:

One motivation to learn kanji, is the amount of puns I can eventually hold at my fingertips.

nods and smiles knowingly

Posted 12 hours ago With 6 notes

Also Bane’s best man is one of his dogs and Davi’s like, “well why isn’t my cat MY best man!” and Bane’s all, “I invited him but he didn’t want to come. He hates us both.” and Davi’s like, “He DOES hate us, doesn’t he.”

Posted 12 hours ago With 3 notes

sorry for being really excited, I’d already convinced myself it was a hoax once this morning MERCH OF MY OTP!!

Posted 13 hours ago With 2 notes

oh…. OH MY GOD

You know that thing I was like “MAN I WANT THAT TO BE TRUE”… IT MIGHT BE!?

DAVIBANE DOUBLES RUBBER STRAP MASCOT!!!!!!!

Also MomoKai, Shinji/Kamio, OshiGaku and Jackal/Bunta (apparently!)

(source)

I’m gonna need like 20!!

Posted 13 hours ago With 1 note

solosorca:

notapillowfight:

solosorca:

Pillar pair vs kindness pair on bargain hunt!

I see your otps doing gameshows and I raise you

Pillar pair vs kindness pair vs bronze pair on supermarket sweep

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I think Fujitaka would win couples come dine with me. They have a clear advantage with Taka-san. RyoTezu’s idea of entertainment would be making their guests watch them play tennis lol

DaviBane would be those cards who, when the smallest things go wrong in the prep, they call their friends to fix it for them and then they’d be like, “wellll actually we technically didn’t make this ourselves…” or WORSE the kind of people who think beans on toast is dinner party food, nonono couples come dine with me is not for them

so supermarket sweep with davi running the sweep and bane yelling “GET THE PROTEIN” actually idk I think they’d be bad at that too, what kind of gameshow COULD they win…

Posted 13 hours ago With 11 notes

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solosorca:

Pillar pair vs kindness pair on bargain hunt!

I see your otps doing gameshows and I raise you

Pillar pair vs kindness pair vs bronze pair on supermarket sweep

Posted 14 hours ago With 11 notes

Finally, for Saeki’s birthday, here’s a translation of his Chiba Uta song, “Gift”. This song is like “Sunset Way” only levelled up, it’s like, why ya gotta be such a heartbreaker, Sae? Anyway, that aside, it’s quite a nice song. I’m sure someone else has translated this one as well (because SAEKI, everyone wants to know about him!) but again, it’s one more for my collection. I found it quite straightforward to do (for once) so there’s no TL notes. Hope I got it right!

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Posted 14 hours ago With 4 notes

………passion rocket (in my ass)!

Posted 14 hours ago With 2 notes

Translation for Saeki’s Love of Prince song, Jounetsu Rocket (“Passion Rocket”). It’s his birthday, so I’m sharing this! A happy song by Saeki, incredible! I don’t think about has done this before, but yeah, I did my best even though I can’t interpret lyrics for the life of me. Here goes!

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Posted 14 hours ago With 5 notes